Though it outs me as a fan of musicals and Bart's idea could never equal the Best Picture-winning Westside Story, I still admire this version of Sharks fighting Jets. Enjoy.

Even all of your favorite bloggers have taken sweet, sweet Sulzberger severance deals and will no longer be working after 6pm today. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was skulking around looking for something to do. She had quite the week!

In a move that will no doubt make Fox super excited, Simpsons actress Nancy Cartwright is using her Bart voice to shill for an upcoming Scientology event at Hollywood & Highland.