Three days before Halloween, a man in a Tigger costume was busted having "full-blown sex" with a naked woman on the baby-changing table of a public restroom. The witnesses were a mom and a toddler, who had the door slammed in their faces by the bouncy-flouncy fucking couple.

Hey, did you have sex in the bathroom of a Motorhead/Megadeth concert in Chicago? Do you have a red mohawk and black pentagram gauges? Congrats, you're a father.