[The actor filming his new movie "Hereafter" in London; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Sarah Jessica Parker in New York today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[The former president of the Lemoncake Stupid Society goes to work as the chairman of the Darkstink Frowning Coalition in New York today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

New pictures from the Facebook movie's set have none other than script-originating novelist Ben Mezrich uncertain how he feels. With clips from corresponding portions of the script, we decipher Mark Zuckerberg's sleepy-time befuddlement and Timberlake's alpha male "fuck you."

[Possible future Oscar winner Sandra Bullock flower shops in the rain with her stepdaughter in LA yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[The singing and dancing Aussie in gym wear in New York yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[That guy from that completely credible documentary about the Jersey Shore is snapped by paps after taping The Rachael Ray Show. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Thirty-two-millionaire Conan O'Brien stops by a rally yesterday in Los Angeles; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Miley Cyrus has a ring that gives her special powers, like attracting press! Jeff Bridges basically is The Dude. Tiger Woods likes hot asses, but whose? Fake hair! Golden showers! Taxes! Chicks making out! Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:

["Gossiping Girls" actress Chance Cranford filming in Newark City yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Ke$ha Day continue$, a$ the pop $en$ation leave$ the Wendy William$ $how. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Logo announced today that it picked up the "gay housewives" show Kept, to launch in October, but they're still looking for one more cast member. Maybe that's because some gay-listers have already turned it down. Like who?

[Newly engaged famous people Russell Brand and Katy Perry stroll through the streets of North London casting spells yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Marriages! Good god, they're everywhere! And you know things are getting bad when Jeter's been poisoned with the matrimony bug as well. The New York Post thinks they know what's up. But, come on: is Derek Jeter actually getting married?

What else? Joe Francis might have had something to do with Tila Tequila/Casey Johnson. Angelie Jolie's latest production: Salt-y. Artie Lange has a gig, Lydia Hearst has a mans, Patti Smith's still punk. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup:

Madonna and Sean Penn having laff riots, reminding us of Gossip's Glory Days. Jay-Z and Jonathan Safran Foer meat in the middle. Snooki's Fist Pump fees. Kate Gosselin's new 'do/Jon Gosselin's new "do." Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:

[Sarah Silverman gets snapped in Los Angeles yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Lindsay Lohan and Sister stretch at the airport; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson, people who still exist, brave the cold in New York today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[A bushy-haired hipster prince named Michael Cera stands outside the Late Show with David Letterman last night; image via Bauer-Griffin]