[Cybil Shepherd at JFK airport in New York, Jan 8; image via Bauer-Griffin]

["Sex and the City"'s Kim Cattrall and a friend (?) act the good Samaritan and clean a private beach while on break from a photo shoot, Malibu, Jan 8; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Alfie Allen models the latest fashions in London (after partying with Tara Reid!), Jan 7; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Bill Maher is stopped by security guards at LAX, Jan 3; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Mel Brooks pictured leaving LAX, Jan. 2; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Actually, Sarah Jessica Parker and family leave New York's JFK airport, Jan 2; image via Bauer-Griffin]

This most recent photo of Naomi, who as everyone knows got sperminated by her fiance the greatest actor of our time Liev Schrieber, was taken in LA on June 27. Lady is like 11 months pregnant. Or at least that is how it has been seeming to Stalker Map Intern Valerie Flame. Somewhere towards the end of Naomi's second trimester, Valerie started getting really pissy about the flood of boring samey Naomi and Liev sightings. "I am so sick of them. They're seen everywhere all the time and I don't care about them. How about a ban unless she gives birth on the sidewalk?" When her request was not met, things started to get sorta twisted!

While cruising the wires today, we noticed that Jessica Joffe—beloved of Ryan Adams, Banana Republic model, former Observer assistant and secret genius—now rates on-the-street paparazzi shots. Not seen: her Anya Hindmarch bag. Also, she is clearly thinking about German philosophy or about unicorns or maybe both. Oh honey. Photo: Bauer Griffin.