beards
Silicon Valley Trend Watch: Growing a Beard to Mask Pure Evil
Sam Biddle · 09/08/15 02:27PMR.I.P. Clerks Director Kevin Smith's Beard, Age 20-Ish
Jay Hathaway · 10/28/14 08:45AMTragic news: The cool, understanding beard you got high and told all your troubles to during high school has passed away. The avuncular facial hair that was always down to buy your friends some beer was attached to actor/director Kevin Smith, and appeared in films like Clerks, Mallrats, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. It will be missed.
Carefully Groomed Stubble Is a Mark of Low Moral Character
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/14 11:42AMMark Hamill Grew a Sweet Beard for Star Wars: Episode VII
Jay Hathaway · 08/15/14 10:20AMHairy Guy Keeps Promise to Shave on His Grandma's 100th Birthday
Jay Hathaway · 07/10/14 03:20PMAt 100 years old, there's no doubt that Scott Cleveland's grandmother has seen a lot of things, but the one thing she really wanted to see was her grandson's face underneath his dumb beard.
College Professor Fired After His Amazing Beard Turned Up on a Beer Can
Matt Murphy · 06/01/14 02:00PMMan Terrorizes Wife With Unruly Beard: A Modern American Tragedy
Rich Juzwiak · 05/29/14 02:10PM"When I met Taylor and when we got married, he looked like a Backstreet Boy," said Kim, 28, a marketing director at a local airport near Fredericksburg, VA. She meant that as a compliment. You see, her relationship has since been hijacked by her husband Taylor's barbecue-sauce trap of a beard that he grew, "fell in love with," and then launched a Facebook campaign to keep after she told him to get rid of it. He kept it and named it Beardimus Maximus.
Brooklyn Dudes Are Getting Beard Transplants Now
Taylor Berman · 02/25/14 03:36PMYour Facial Hair Is Dismantling the Razor Industry
Dayna Evans · 01/26/14 04:29PMProcter & Gamble revealed Friday afternoon that one of their biggest financial challenges this year will be your disgusting, dirty face. Reanimating the lifeless corpse that is the word "hipster," the consumer company in charge of Colgate, Johnson & Johnson, and Gillette (among others), reported stagnating sales in their typically thriving "grooming market."
Peak Hipster: Man Eats Sriracha-Flavored Ramen Out of His 'Beard Bowl'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/24/13 01:13PMThe Most Incorrect Theory About the Popularity of Beards
Hamilton Nolan · 03/15/13 10:20AMBin Laden Had a Kidney Transplant, Shaved His Beard Once
Maureen O'Connor · 03/08/12 11:31AMMatisyahu Shaves Beard, Reminding World of His Existence
Max Read · 12/13/11 05:00PMRemember Matisyahu, the Hasidic rapper? Or, I guess, reggae singer? You know, the guy with the big beard? Had that one song? Kinda big on the jam-band circuit for a minute in the mid-2000s? Got it yet? Well, he shaved his beard today and posted a photo on Twitter. And then he posted this to his website:
If You Have to Shave Your Beard, Shave It Like This
Max Read · 08/05/11 12:12AMTom Offer-Westort used to be a guy with a big shaggy beard and shoulder-length hair. Now, he's... not. Luckily for the internet, his friend, filmmaker Peter Simon, made sure he did the big shave "in style," and created this nice little video—kind of a Vimeo Peanut-Butter Solution—of the event. Enjoy it, before Norelco turns it into an ad. [via Reddit]
Woman Robs Two Banks With Fake Beard, Fake Bomb
Max Read · 08/01/11 07:09PMBeard Eaten at Knifepoint Worth $570
Max Read · 06/11/11 12:34PMThe World's First Goateed Robot Is Unbelievably Creepy
Max Read · 03/07/11 09:58PMWhy is no one asking about the United States' humiliating failure to compete in the robots-with-facial-hair race? Though American scientists were at the forefront of the bearded robot revolution, a new collaboration between the Japanese company Geminoid and Danish professor Henrik Scharfe has produced the first-ever robot with a goatee (to the best of our knowledge). This is Geminoid DK, modeled on Dr. Scharfe. You should be nice! Someday, "barber for robot" will be the only job left for humans. The ones whose bodies aren't being harvested for energy by the global robo-consciousness, that is! [Geminoid DK]
Watch 365 Days of Growing a Beard
Madeleine Davies · 01/21/11 03:31PMRicky Coates documented the entire year that he didn't shave with a portrait a day. Watch the video of his transformation from clean cut dude to ZZ Top band mate.