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In what is surely the biggest reveal of the campaign season so far, the Obama camp finally released the previously top secret recipe to Obama's two home brewed beers. White House chef Sam Kass posted the recipes for the beers – a honey ale and a honey porter – to the White House's blog on Saturday afternoon.

You know when you get into an unfamiliar city for some stupid work thing and you're desperately trying to remember who you know who lives there? That apparently happened with 23-year-old Marine veteran Dakota Meyer, whose "stupid work thing" tomorrow is "being awarded the Medal of Honor." So he did what any self-respecting living Medal of Honor recipient would (there have only been two since Vietnam): He called the president.

Feeling patriotic? Stop drinking that sickening imported swill right now, and brew the most American beer of all time: George Washington's beer, made from a recipe he wrote in his Notebook as a Virginia Colonel.

What would you name a dinosaur species, if you'd had a couple drinks? Probably something like "Buttheadsaurus" or "Danielle Staub Rex" or "Walter." These paleontologists, meeting over beer, decided to name their find "Mojoceratops." I like "Walter" more. [MSNBC]

When there's a crime on campus it's time to bring in the big guns: Frat Cop. He'll bend alllll the rules—dude, you gonna waste that brew?—to discover the truth and uncover justice. Bonus: stars former intern John Trowbridge!