VERY FAR AWAY, NOT NEAR ANYTHING, New York. — Security in the Hell’s Kitchen club where I have come to observe and participate in the filming of an upcoming episode of The Bachelorette is as lax as the code of conduct in the show’s “Fantasy Suite”—the magniloquent name applied to an anonymous hotel room where, in the final episodes of every season, producers offer that cycle’s Bachelorette the chance to hold a private audience with (AKA the penis of) each of her remaining suitors, out of view of ABC’s peeping cameras.

Child actors Dylan and Cole Sprouse spent their formative years printing money for Disney.

Four for whoever leaked this behind-the-scenes look at a just-for-fun rap-through of math enthusiast / bad-ass MC Kevin Gnapoor's well-quoted Winter Talent Show rap from the 2004 cult film Mean Girls, attended by Amy Poehler, Lindsay Lohan, and screenwriter Tina Fey.

Taking an ostensibly candid approach toward honesty, McDonald's Canada responded to a customer's question about the difference between store-bought burgers and "dressed-up" ad burgers with an advertorial "self-exposé" featuring an under-the-hood look at a McDonald's photo shoot.

AMC has just released the first official teaser promo for Breaking Bad's upcoming fifth season.

HBO's Boardwalk Empire may have had some narrative shortcomings, but it was truly a sight to behold. Check out this video that illustrates how the show achieved some of the show's incredible set pieces and executed Richard's war wound.

Check out this behind the scenes look at AMC's new murder mystery show the Killing. Centered around the murder of a young girl, the show tracks the police, the politicians and the family, all of whom have secrets (of course).

The Wall Street Journal takes a look inside TV writers rooms today, and learns important lessons about how TV writers are a vengeful lot, who will kill your character or turn a critic into a murderer as it pleases them.

Everyone was shocked when, last week, In Touch published a cover story about Jesse James' mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. The surprise wasn't that James was having affairs, but that In Touch had gotten the story—and gotten it right.

Enough politics! The folks at Classic TV Showbiz are featuring this 1982 news story about the breakout hit The Price is Right. The pantsuits, the V-necks, the screaming fans—and that Bob Barker is one brown-haired Casanova! Cleanse your brain of all serious thought after the jump.