Slate advice column Dear Prudence (which really is the prudest internet advice column) fielded a titillating question of dubious veracity today, from a gay man in a committed sexual relationship with his twin brother. Could this letter possibly be real? Let's discuss.

The funniest thing about Bel Ami the new period pic starring Twilight Mr. Potato Head Robert Pattinson is that it shares the name of a popular gay porn company. Tee-hee! But Mr. Pattinson shows he knows how to make sexy with all the ladies!

[Known glimmervampyr Bobby Patentleather continues filming his Bel Ami movie in Budapest; image via INF]

[Bobby Patentleather filming a movie called "Bel Ami" — about Czech gay porn, one hopes — in Budapest; image via INF]