Bentley the fussy bulldog puppy is everywhere today, and with good reason: He's obscenely adorable.

Bentley is recalling 820 of their world-class vehicles, fearing that their "winged B" hood ornaments don't retract, possibly further injuring a pedestrian in the event of a collision. Rich people: Stop plowing through crowds in your Bentleys yelling "Die peasants!!"

Last week, the Post reported that the wife of retired Goldman Sachs honcho Ray Iwanowski had smashed her BMW into a tree and was later arrested for DWI. On Wednesday, the owner of a Bentley Arnage watched as his car mysteriously rolled into Lake Montauk and plunged to the bottom. Could there a trend here? Who knows, but since these things usually come in threes, you may want to be a little extra cautious if you're cruising around the East End in a luxury car today. [EHPress]