It's true. He just might be. Also today: A Kurt Cobain biopic sounds seriously dreadful, HBO casts two good actresses in two good roles, a teen adventure begins, and some important news about Big Momma's House 3.

How did it get so bleak, so fast? Just yesterday, Hollywood was dancing on the ceiling in 3D mania. Now there's nothing left but to dig the bottom of the comic barrel and make another Big Momma's House.