2-year-old Jesus Rodriguez was born with a benign lump on the right side of his body that grew as he did, ultimately becoming an over-sized 33-pound tumor that was bigger than the 26-pound boy it was attached to.

Nightmare celeb stylist Rachel Zoe talks trash to the Times' Deborah Solomon Lynn Hirschberg: "Anna Wintour is one of my heroes, but they say I'm more influential. As great as it is, Vogue won't change a designer's business. But if an unknown brand is worn by a certain person in a tabloid, it will be the biggest designer within a week." You hear that, Wintour? She's coming at ya! [WWD]