Remember that terrible mother who said she gives Botox and "virgin waxes" to her 8-year-old daughter to improve her chances at beauty pageants? Good Morning America tracked her down. Apparently Kerry Campbell—an aesthetician who regularly injects botulims into her daughter's face—is real, and says she's doing nothing wrong.

Men! Even when they groom like women, they are pigs. Salon interviewed women who wax men's balls. One described a client get so turned on, she had to shoot him with a taser. Another said Christopher Hitchens is weirdly flexible.

OUT: Vajazzling, wherein female masochists decorate their vulvas with Swarovski crystals. IN: Twattoos, wherein female masochists decorate their vulvas with temporary or (shudder) permanent ink. Apparently there's a spa in NYC that specializes in this. [The Gloss, image via Shutterstock]