Following President Obama's address tonight regarding the Gulf oil spill, Bill O'Reilly welcomed level-headed genius Sarah Palin on the Factor, and Palin said that Obama's top priority is to "use this crisis to increase the cost of energy." Videos inside.

Every Washington pundit-type wants Obama to be more emotional about this damn oil spill. Most people want him to be angrier. Obama has told them he is "angry and frustrated," already. But they do not want him just to be angry. They need him to express that anger. CBS White House correspondent Chip Reid, when told by Press Secretary Robert Gibbs that Obama is mad, asked "Can you describe it? Does he yell and scream? What does he do?" Yeah, like, does he chase Rahm Emanuel around the West Wing with a decorative samurai sword? What does he do?

Today we looked at how Bill O'Reilly is a tremendous fucking asshole, equating gay folks with terrorists when looking at that gay McDonald's ad. But one commenter pointed out what we all seemed to forget: We're talking about McDonald's.

When discussing a gay-themed McDonald's ad on his show last night, Bill O'Reilly likened gay men to Al-Qaeda. There are no ways left to say that the Fox News' host is ignorant, but we're going to try anyway.

Oh. Em. Gee. You. Guys. It's no surprise that Lady Gaga's appeal transcends pretty much every gradient of society, but did you ever expect Bill O'Reilly to, like, totally, like, fangirl out for her? Well, he did tonight. Kind of.

Marc Lamont Hill is the black Liberal Columbia professor who for some reason is always on The O'Reilly Factor. Tonight's episode made Hill's presence even more puzzling, because Bill O'Reilly told him that he looks like someone who sells drugs.

This is sadly predictable. Discussing a lawsuit against American Eagle alleging the retailer discriminated against transgender employees, Billo compared trans people to "ewoks," saying they would "scare the customers."

Today at Gawker.TV, The Man in Black and Jacob's backstory is finally revealed on Lost, Will Forte gives insight into MacGruber's nudie scenes, Bill O'Reilly talks Fox News on The View, and what in the world is "butt-chugging?"

Fox News is upset with Obama's administration because of their slow response to the recent oil spill. Bill O'Reilly could care less, stating that these fights make his ratings skyrocket and he wants you to be offended by him.

This morning, Howard Stern challenged Fox News' Megyn Kelly, host of American Live, to play Marry, Fuck, Kill with a triumvirate of Fox News blowhards: Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, and Sean Hannity. Talk about a rock and a hard place.

The new, improved, reasonable Bill O'Reilly interviewed the new, improved, hard-right extremist John McCain, and the Senator had an interesting justification for his support of Arizona's vile new immigration law: undocumented immigrants apparently intentionally cause car accidents.

He's still fuming over Tom Coburn calling Nancy Pelosi a "nice lady." But O'Reilly is really mad about Coburn's claim that Fox News says that people who don't pay for health insurance would go to jail. "Nobody's ever said it."

Bill O'Reilly is apparently a huge fan of Al Gore. But Al Gore won't come on his show, so Bill is sad. So sad that he sent his producer Jesse Watters to ambush him!

Here is Bill O'Reilly telling a blogger to be more respectful of Al Franken. This happened yesterday, so I'm reasonably sure it's not a hilarious practical joke. (Bill has finished repositioning himself as Fox's moderate voice of reason, I guess.)

Poor Bill O'Reilly. The left hates him. And ever since Jon Stewart called him Fox's "voice of reason," many Fox viewers hate him. Now his lead-in, Shepard Smith, has crossed the line: He made fun of his epic sweary outtake.

Ann Coulter has made a bit of news lately for barely escaping death at the hands of hundreds of angry Canadian students, of all things. Tonight she actually offered them some good advice: Don't take her seriously.

Tonight, Bill O'Reilly released the results of a poll conducted last night, asking if viewers thought the health care bill would bass. 71% predicted "No." Tonight's poll was whether the sun will rise tomorrow. Expect similar results.

The LA Times profiled Bill and found that he's mellowing in his old age. He's even happy that Glenn Beck has stolen his thunder as a liberal hate figure. "I'm just a human meat shield for the guy," responds Beck.

Jeff Toobin's fetish is too-hot-to-print. Outing Anderson is a national pastime and Barbara Walters has more sex than you do. If gravitas, hairspray, and that thousand-mile teleprompter gaze are your thing, here's your dossier for meth-smoking, anal-fisting, camera-loving news anchors.

Bill O'Reilly does a segment at the end of every show, where he picks out who he thinks is a "Pinhead" and who is a "Patriot." It's as funny as it seems. But tonight, O'Reilly heaped praise upon the Glambert!