The latest religious nutjob to terrorize New York, Pastor Bill Keller, held his first service today at the Marriott near Ground Zero. "About 40 people" showed up, according to the Daily News. Way to bring in the flock, Bill.

Thankfully, another loudmouth has thrown himself into the Not At Ground Zero Park51 Community Center mix: Ex-convict Bill Keller of Live Prayer. He hates Muslims, and even Glenn Beck! And he's trying to open a "9/11 Christian Center" in Manhattan.