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Stupid High School Kids (and Teachers) Freak Out Over Wikipedia Blackout
Max Read · 01/18/12 12:08PMNBC Reporter Vikki Vargas on California Blackout: 'Uhhhgghhghhghh'
Seth Abramovitch · 09/09/11 12:49AMJoshua Stein · 12/20/07 03:15PM
Britney Spears Sets A Course For Comeback: A Round-Up
seth · 11/01/07 02:11PM
It's been a strange couple of days in the Drunk-Alice-in-a- Child-Neglecting-Wonderland universe of Britney Spears, whose long-awaited comeback album, "Blackout," released Tuesday to shockingly not horrible notices. (Her parenting skills, on the other hand, scored a solidly red Metacritics 16, the general consensus being that a Praline Ice Blended does "not constitute a suitable replacement for baby formula.") In order to get you up to speed, a Britney round-up:
· First day sales of "Blackout" numbered 124,000, putting her on track to sell around 350,000 units in the first week. That's enough to put her at the top of the Billboard charts—a feat rendered even more amazing when you consider her producers derived the entirety of the album's vocals by digitally fiddling with one usable note. [People]
RoboBritney Suffers From None Of The Pitchiness Of The Original
seth · 10/22/07 06:46PMWith just eight short days until the release of "Blackout," Britney Spears's attempt at stepping away from all the sock-related distractions and again donning her popstar hat (a Kangol-brand porkpie), the first reviews have appeared, including a dispatch from the NY Daily News in which the critic is struck by the robot behind vocals:
abalk · 07/20/07 08:20AM
abalk · 06/13/07 09:50AM
Blackout! The Update
mark · 09/12/05 06:42PMFrom what we can gather from various news stories, Defamer HQ is one of the last places still without power in the aftermath of the blackout. As we stood on the sidewalk, wondering why the traffic lights on the end of the street seemed to be fully operational while the beer in our refrigerator was in peril of going skunky, a miracle transpired: Kicking up to the front of our building on a commandeered Razor scooter was noted rescue specialist Sean Penn. There was little room left on his conveyance of mercy with the actor, a Rolling Stone journalist, and a wire service photographer crammed on board, but we climbed onto his broad shoulders, and he selflessly ferried us to the provisional HQ where we now sit. (He finds that picture of Elijah Wood just as off-putting as you do, by the way.)