These days, the way to judge someone's buzz level has come down to one question: has he/she been animated by Taiwanese company NMA yet? Luckily for somewhat-convicted Rod Blagojevich, he has! Inside, watch an animated reenactment of Blago's full saga.

Today on Studio B, Shep brought his Planet Blago bit to the masses. It seems that the physical being of Blagojevich (or maybe just the flying hologram) and what he's doing fascinates Shep more than the jury's actual verdict.

Phoenix Books president Michael Viner, the man responsible for publishing books by some of the most objectionable figures in recent American history, has died at the age of 74.

Sadly, former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich cannot participate in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, because "here," for him, could be a penitentiary. But his reality tv dreams are not yet dead!

Oh, Rod Blagojevich. God bless you for brightening up this bleak Friday. News from you is like the sun coming out from behind the clouds! What's up now? Oh, you tried to extort Rahm Emaneul?