The NYT CityRoom blog found a woman who supposedly went on a blind date with J.D. Salinger. She said he was "smashing looking" and that there was a "mystery" about him. Naturally, there was no second date. What a bro.

Hypernarcissistic videogame developer Charles Forman, whose relationship with professional drama factory Julia Allison ended in PowerPoint-driven recriminations, is back in the market for love, a tipster reports — and suffering from the woes of unfamousness.