• As far as MTA subway campaigns go, we're really into "Poetry in Motion." [monkey in my pants]
  

• Catholic hipsters to celebrate today by wearing American Apparel headbands on their foreheads in lieu of ash crosses. [ZFS]
  

• The Assimilated Negro has a night out, featuring TAN2 and TAN 3! It's sort of (totally) uneventful, but at least they met some super fine ladies and got some phone numbers... psych! [TAN]

• Did anyone else shave their head for some attention this weekend? [dr.blogstein]
  

• This blog about bisexuality and candy bars totally makes sense, especially if you have sex with candy bars. [this place is dead anyway]
  

• A testament to how powerful an impact Tony Robbins can have on NYC cab drivers. [ny cabbie]
  

• Fun adventure-ish blog, but what we don't understand is why this blog author had to get all Christopher Hitchens on us about 65% of the way through? Oh, right, because he has a small dick and isn't getting laid. [everything is wrong with me]
  

• Hey, it's okay that you didn't win a date with our Assimilated Negro. All the rest of us might want to date you. [to do: 1. get hobby 2. floss]
  

• This Valentine's Day, show the person you love how much of a no-class loser you really are. [nyc stories]
  

• Not piss painting. Oxidation Art. Frank's been drinking this Mexican beer that makes it go a great green. [copyranter]
  

• Given what most people are listening to these days (Fergie/Pussycat Dolls/Panic! At the Disco playlists), certainly some I-Pod related hit and runs can slide. [east village idiot]
  

• Popeye's presents: sexualized chicken fingers. [copyranter]
  

• Minus 6 and 5 these basically read like steps towards becoming the ultimate Vice "DON'T" of all time. [this girl called automatic win]
  

• In your face, you pussy, hypersensitive Park Slope parents! [dooce]
  

• Myspace.com: A Place for Friends... to feel really bad about themselves and their lives after being denied friend requests from complete strangers. [clublife]
  

• Germ-a-phobic Star Wars nerds on trains. [midwesterner's guide to nyc]
  

• Choose Your Own Adventure! Nostalgia! Gets us every time! [the brooklyn sea hag]
  

• We'd rather have second degree smoking health related issues than have to smell stale urine everywhere. Does that make us crazy or crazy like a fox? [east village idiot]
  

• The subways are fah-reezing. What's a man with a penchant for public masturbation to do? Fah-reeze? Don't think so. [ MMIN ]
  

• Question: Who thinks Jay-Z will really expand his empire to the LES? Follow-up questions: Hipster wha? Hipster who? [stereogum]