Talk about NSFW: With news anchors doing all they can not to say the word "penis" on the air, you'd think the least their production staff could do is avoid flashing a giant penis on the screen behind them.

Casual banter about dogs between morning anchors on Birmingham's CBS 42 turned inadvertently kinky after Gina Redmond kicked the conversation over to meteorologist Mark Prater with a question about his "little wiener."

September 19th, AKA International Talk Like a Pirate Day, is the one day a year that Chicago's WGN News lets one of its own dress up like a pirate and make the same tired "booty" jokes they made the year before.

When BBC News viewers tuned in to watch this morning's broadcast they were dumbfounded as to why veteran newsman Simon McCoy was introducing a story about privately run drunk tanks while holding what appeared to be a heavy ream of photocopier paper.

Poor Courtney Friel. Early this morning, the KTLA anchor was thrown in a Nevada desert to babble for an hour during the Planet Hollywood/BritneySpears.com livestream announcing Britney Spears' upcoming Vegas residency. Often, she had no idea what was going on — she wondered aloud half a dozen times if she would ever get to talk to Britney (spoiler alert: she didn't). During the technically plagued livestream, Friel regularly had no idea what to talk about, so she discussed the imminent sunrise a few times, pointed out the "gadgets" being used to film her, showed off cue cards, and at one point squealed, "Oh my gosh, look! There is a drone!" That last outburst is my favorite thing in the highlight reel we put together of Friel's bumbling antics above.

While speaking with a guest on the subject of climate change, CNN International anchor Jonathan Mann got a bit hot and bothered himself.

Global News meteorologist Kristi Gordon was caught off guard last week when a sudden downpour of spiders resulted in a particularly large creepy crawler landing on her head.

French-Canadian news anchor Alexis de Lancer suffered some technical difficulties during a recent live broadcast on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation-owned news channel RDI when his nose suddenly started to bleed as he was in the process of signing off.

Global Saskatoon morning news anchor Lisa Dutton can't seem to catch a break when it comes to getting caught in embarrassing on-air innuendos.

Irish news anchor Aengus Mac Grianna is RTE's most beloved presenter, but not so much for his ability to deliver the day's events in a thoughtful yet succinct manner as for his repeated on-air bloopers.

Still working out the kinks! Judge Dick Button held up the wrong number for Jonny Moseley and Brooke Castile's skate routine, giving them an 8 for an artistic score but holding up a 7. Give this judge a 0!

Ohh... god... no. This turkey calling device does not need the assistance of your mouth! We know that it reminds you of something else (...blowjobs), but that was a little compulsive.

An oldie but a goodie local news blooper. Albuquerque anchorwoman Cynthia Izaguirre mistakes blindness for gay-ness when throwing to a report about a man who climbed Mount Everest.

Today's high school football blooper features a poor execution of the end-game strategy "running out the clock." The clock may be at zero, but the ball is still alive. A great idea dawns on a lucky Oviedo High School defender.