This is how a proposal is supposed to go in Southport, N.C.: You head down to that fish bar by the water Saturday night, and take a walk on the dock with your girlfriend. “Hey, is that your mom?” she wonders, “What’s she doing here?” She turns around and you’re already on one knee, deftly whipping out the box containing your future fiancée’s engagement ring. Smooth. Flawless. But that’s not how it went for Matthew Picca, age 25.

Twerking is not "over," despite the results of a comprehensive poll of every rapper in Mullumbimby, Australia, but twerking while leaning out of a moving car is over. Specifically, it is over as soon as you lose your footing and fall to the unforgiving pavement.

Fresh from Comic-Con, here's a peek at the bloopers from the just-completed season 4 of Game of Thrones. Highlights include a near miss with a torch, a rare incident of Tywin Lannister cracking up, and an extended cut of the Peter Dinklage dance that spawned a thousand GIFs.

CrossFit®, the name-brand fitness craze that you shouldn't participate in for several reasons, is still growing in popularity, with more WODs killed every day. And while CrossFit will get you in shape (if it doesn't give you a crippling case of rhabdomyolysis), it might not make you look like the badass you've always wanted to be. Case in point: These people.

Australian breakfast show host and on-air drunk Karl Stefanovic, who will forever be known as the guy who tried (and failed) to tell a Dalai Lama joke to the Dalai Lama, kicked off his Friday by completely losing it while his cohost narrated a cute cat video.

This video of a Dutch reporter doing a relaxed lean right off of a dock (and the mayor she's interviewing haplessly trying to pull her out of the water with his fancy mayor-necklace) is a blooper so perfect it has to be fake.

A Salt Lake City reporter has filed an under-the-wire addition to the 2013 news blooper reel — and it's a doozy.

With a DVR in every home and a YouTube account in every computer, it's become impossible for news bloopers to go unnoticed.

As consummately professional as Stephen Colbert might be, even he isn't fully immune to the hilarity of the character he plays on TV.

A weatherman who apparently needed to be taught not to eat things you find on the floor learned that lesson the hilarious way today when he accidentally ate his own cat's vomit on live television.

Because watching people get scared is fun, and the "I like turtles" kid always deserves a revisiting.

During last night's episode of Once Upon a Time, ABC picked a very curious time to remind its viewers of the show's upcoming spin-off, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland.

While teasing a live report on the Lodi Grape Festival, Fox 40 field reporter Sabrina Rodriguez got unexpectedly felt up by a boob-grabbing baboon named Mickey.

One little girl is in big, big trouble after she interrupted her anchorwoman mom's live broadcast in order to hand her back her cellphone.

Viewers tuning in to watch Tuesday's evening news broadcast on Greece's state-owned public TV station ET3 were surprised to see a bit more softcore porn than usual in between reports on the country's latest unrest.

Veteran Puerto Rico newsman Saúl Cordero, current anchor of WOLE-DT's daily news program Noticias Locales, went temporarily insane during last night's broadcast after stumbling over a sentence he was reading off the teleprompter.

Well, they did say that sooner or later God (of The Great Flood fame) would come to punish the world for the sins of the gays (marriage in particular), but who knew He would be so damn boring about it? Hours ago, CNN contributor Jeffery Toobin was lightly tapped by a possessed umbrella while proclaiming that "DOMA" may be "in trouble."

Last night, Hollywood had its first dress rehearsal of the awards season: the Golden Globes. As with most rehearsals, a lot of shit went wrong: audio cut out, teleprompters malfunctioned, and several women grabbed the microphone to scream crazy things into it; in another era they might have been burned as witches.

You may be able to stave off audible laughter for the first part of this blooper reel from a recent commercial shoot for Dysart's truck stop & restaurant in Bangor, Maine, but as soon as grandma starts fumbling her words and grandpa gets all LOL on her ass you'll be wondering if adopting grandparents is a thing.

It's been about six hours since the tragic shooting in Newtown, Conn., which means we're right on schedule for a tone-deaf corporate social meda account fuckup. And here it is: "Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims of this terrible tragedy," K-Mart tweeted after the shooting in Connecticut. With these three very appropriate hashtags: "#PrayforNewtown #CTShooting #Fab15Toys."