Flash mob recreations of the "Thriller" video have broken out of wedding reception halls and Filipino prison yards in recent years to become something of a rite of Halloween passage. But try telling that to the fascist city officials of Boca Raton, who have shut down this year's planned "Thriller" extravaganza, and in doing so, made Halloween Jesus cry.

Florida authorities have arrested a trio of dental hygiene heisters, peridontal purloiners accused of stealing $3 million worth of electric toothbrushes and whitening strips from more than 60 retail stores.

Just in time for Christmas, Boca Raton's Town Center Mall today will unveil a new gold ATM machine! It's a great idea because "gold has a place in everyone's portfolio," according to a Florida gold trader. Gold To Go!

Last week a cute, furry little otter went on a people-biting rampage, attacking three West Boca Raton, Florida residents. Some people are worried it may have rabies. And one teenager caught an attack on video. Watch!