On Friday, the White House flickr account posted this Election Night photo of President Obama, accepting Governor Mitt Romney's concession via cell phone.

If you watch The O'Reilly Factor often (hah), you may have seen Tonya Reiman, O'Reilly's go-to "body language expert." Tonight, she analyzed President Obama's body language following the tough question he received from Velma Hart. Um... it was effing ridiculous.

Well, which is it, Matt? Is Obama too subservient or too uppity? (Oh, wait—he's just uppity to the white man, as he sells our sovereignty to the Yellow Peril. Got it!)

People had body language expert Patti Woods (no relation!) analyze Tiger's every move, sip and swipe at his big pre-Masters press conference today. Here is what she said. (Click to enlarge.) [People]

Among the celebrity weeklies' many scientific contributions, none is more entertaining than the "body language expert" who can divine deep interpersonal details from one single photograph. Let's apply this rigorous method to New York City's romantic royalty.