In the proud tradition of The Crazy, Random "Chris Rock Thing" and The Imposter With The Same Name As A Model/Actor That Lindsay Lohan Kept Booty-Calling, today's LAT brings us the story of a telecommunications snafu that truly defines this moment in popular culture: The Incredibly True Tale of the UCLA Girl Who Inherited Paris Hilton's Cellphone Number. Fittingly, this narrative about misdirected calls, mistakenly proffered party invites, and expressions of post-sentencing solidarity that would never lift the spirit of their intended recipient begins in a bathroom stall in West Hollywood: