In the spirit of Fucking James Franco and Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling comes Bon Iver Erotic Stories. Entertainment Weekly brought this one to our attention, and yeah, it's actually kind of great, especially if you're a big fan of porn that makes you feel dead inside.

Justin isn't a fan of the Grammys. It showed.

Indie folk fans tuning in to the Grammys — gotta be some overlap there, right? — will be disappointed to learn Bon Iver will not be performing. The Hollywood Reporter has some choice quotes from frontman Justin Vernon, who spoke to press on Thursday night at a Bushmills whiskey event in New York. Vernon's musical talent is apparent, but he could use some work on not sounding like a complete tool. Turns out his frustration with the Grammys stems from Bon Iver being asked to perform with — horror of all horrors — another group.