Facebook's "secret" New York office is at 551 Fifth Avenue, just up from 45th Street. That is where we will all find adorable but nerdy and newly-rich boyfriends together. RACE YOU. GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE (SORTA) HOT. [Alley Insider]

You know where you can find the motherlode of hot, floppy-haired pseudointellectual boys? At the Film Forum on West Houston Street, for every screening of "Control," the second best movie ever made about Joy Division. Seriously, the audience there was like a party where only geekily-stunning, faux self-effacing, Da Capo book-loving and INCREDIBLY EMO 27-year-old boys were invited. Sigh.

You know where you can mine the motherlode of hot, lightly-bearded intellectual boys? At the Sunshine Cinema on Houston Street, for every screening of "Into the Wild," Sean Penn's film of the Jon Krakauer book about the boy who ditches society. Seriously, the audience there was like a party where only geekily-stunning, self-effacing, book-loving and yet non-emo 27-year-old boys were invited. Sigh.