Filmmakers Vow to Eradicate the Last Remaining Difference Between Jersey Shore and Porn Brian Moylan · 12/31/09 02:24PM It was only a matter of time before we got Jersey Whores, but now that it's here, our brain is about to explode. What is the result of a parody of a self-parody? Implosion? Destruction? Beauty? We're boggled!