Ice Cream War! Watch as a brawl erupts between two ice cream truck drivers—one of the famous Mister Softee franchise and the other a NO NAME LOSER—over a parking dispute near Columbus Circle. Or, just another NYC afternoon.

This will make you feel better about American legislators' childish antics: The Ukranian Parliament erupted into a brawl last night, with punching, egg-throwing, and opposition leaders setting off smoke bombs. The speaker shielded himself with an umbrella. Video and gallery.

In America, it's very formulaic: pitcher beans batter, batter charges pitcher, benches clear, and serious physical altercations are usually avoided. Not in Cuba! In Cuba, the pitcher runs for dear life as the batter maniacally chases after him.

The constant back and forth verbal jabs between Late Night hosts is already getting a little tired. Maybe they need to let their fists do the talking instead of their mouths.

Hee haw: Leading grammarian Sean Hannity made fun of Martha Coakley's campaign for misspelling "Massachusetts" in an ad, just after Hannity's show misspelled John McCormack's name. Hannity should have been lecturing McCormack on how to properly nut-punch someone.

Yesterday, 68 year-old Washington Post editor Henry Allen (pictured!) hauled off and popped staff writer Manuel Roig-Franzia right in his grill, like BLAM! The Washington City Paper now has all the details, and we are prepared to make a ruling.