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80 Year Old Woman Talks About Receiving The First Silicone Breast Implants
Caity Weaver · 03/29/12 11:13PM
The recipient of the world's first silicone breast implants is and was a total bad-ass. Here are some facts about her from the BBC News Magazine's A Brief History of Breast Enlargements:
Can Breasts Sell Products? A Continuing Investigation
Hamilton Nolan · 02/03/12 09:13AMFor years, the advertising industry has wrestled with a fundamental, metaphysical question: can images of breasts be used to sell things? The investigation continues.
No, You Should Not Grope Your Teen Niece's Tits, Even If She Is Transgender
Maureen O'Connor · 01/06/12 11:51AM
Last week, rage-tastic The Fighter director David O. Russell was doing "abdominal exercises" with his 19-year-old transgender niece and "asked questions about her transformation." Then, according to TMZ, this happened:
Here's a Late Entry for Year's Most Embarrassing On-Air Freudian Slip
Max Read · 12/13/11 05:54PMNews 9 weatherman Ashton Altieri must have practiced congratulating his colleague Corey Rose on a major victory by her beloved Indiana team a dozen times: Great job by the Hoosiers, Corey. Be specific Congratulations on the big win by the Hoosiers, Corey. Make it more personal. Congratulations to your Hoosiers, Corey. I got this. Congratulations on your big win, Corey. Hoosiers. Congratulations on your big Hoosiers win, Corey. I'm gonna do great. Hoosiers. I'm a star. Let's roll camera.
Bare Boob Advocate Bares Boobs in Court
Hamilton Nolan · 10/13/11 08:16AM
Holly Van Voast (pictured, center) is a woman with a bold name and an equally bold cause: breasts, breasts, breasts. Holly Van Voast's breasts, specifically. In public! In a courtroom! Breasts everywhere, for all!
Stabbed Woman Saved By Gigantic Breast Implant
Seth Abramovitch · 10/04/11 01:01AMLet's Stare at Kate Moss' Boobs, Shall We?
Brian Moylan · 08/02/11 04:02PMHooters Vs. Canz in Typical Long Island Business War
Hamilton Nolan · 06/13/11 08:33AM
As you would expect, the hottest business story on Long Island right now is the ongoing rivalry between traditional breast-ogling wings bar Hooters and its upstart rival, Canz. The gross patriarchal undertones are being analyzed in typical Long Island fashion.
Baby Obesity Tied to Baby Bottles Full of Butter
Hamilton Nolan · 05/05/11 04:25PMDo Breasts Equal Success? Kathie Lee and Hoda Investigate
Whitney Jefferson · 03/09/11 01:40PMThis morning, KLG and Hoda took a little time to reflect on the power of breasts—and the effect they have on the career of an actress. Just wait until Kathie Lee mentions how Kim Kardashian is "milking it."
Diet Coke Will Also Kill You, FYI
Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/11 05:44PM
Breast cancer shocker! Gum healthiness! Lonely exercising! Teen girl suicide! Young strokes! Egg cholesterol! Diet soda heart attack! Baby obesity! And L.A.'s official guide to ecstasy! It's your Wednesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—while rolling, in the official style!
A Firsthand Account of Getting a Boob Job in Bangkok
Maureen O'Connor · 02/01/11 12:05PMThis firsthand account of getting a boob job in Bangkok is awfully harrowing.
Here Are 60 Seconds of Padma Lakshmi's Boobs
Matt Cherette · 09/17/10 01:11PMApparently, Top Chef host/supermodel/ex-wife of Salman Rushdie Padma Lakshmi has a jewelry line. As this one-minute commercial for the line shows, however, it appears Lakshmi's greatest selling point isn't her necklace, but what her necklace rests on. (Boobs.) Watch inside.
Woman with World's Largest Breasts May Be Killed By Them
Brian Moylan · 07/14/10 10:26AM
Click to viewHouston's Sheyla Hershey broke the world record with her size 38KKK breasts. The Brazillian "model" has had 30 breast augmentations, and the most recent one might be the one that kills her or causes her to lose her prized possessions.
Robot Seals, Cancer Dogs and Weed: Hospitals Are Great
Hamilton Nolan · 06/21/10 03:51PM
Robot seal! Weed drugs! Dense breasts! Fat guts! Cartoon food! Chewing ice! And dogs with wondrous magical powers! It's your Monday Health Watch, where we watch your health—anthropomorphically!
Attorney General Saves Virginia from Breasts
Richard Lawson · 05/03/10 01:36PM
Yay Virginia! They love the Confederacy, and hate boobs. Well, they love boobs, just not official boobs. The state's easily grossed-out attorney general, Ken Cuccinelli, recently covered up a boob on the state seal in the name of "virtue."
Did NY1 Reporter Love Breast Talk Too Much to Win Her Lawsuit?
Hamilton Nolan · 04/20/10 09:07AM
Breasts-in-the-media news: former NY1 reporter Adele Sammarco "loved to talk about her boobs," according to court coverage by our city's trashiest tabloid. But! Sammarco is suing NY1 over alleged boob-related harassment. What else have we learned about boobs today?
Are Breast and Booty Bombs About to Invade Our Airspace?
Hamilton Nolan · 03/25/10 10:17AM
Heaving, bulbous bosoms—of doom. That is what America and, indeed, the world is facing, in the alternate universe where terrorists with plastic explosive breast implants threaten airline safety. Also, butt bomb implants. Please let this be real.
In Which the New York Times Tries Not to Say "Tits"
Foster Kamer · 02/21/10 07:45PM
The only thing stopping The Grey Lady from getting totally felt up this weekend must've been a particularly adamant copy editor. This weekend, the Times introduced us to a "lactation consultant." Naturally, a few fourth-grade level "har har" moments followed.