Last night on Bridalplasty, two competitors plotted to take down another bride-to-be with the help of a code devised of complicated pantomime. Then they laughed in the other bride-to-be's face about it. This is what getting married is all about.

If you haven't heard, there's a new reality show called Bridalplasty, in which brides compete for multiple plastic surgeries. The show's surgeon Dr. Terry Dubrow sat with The View ladies today to defend his role on the show.

Today at Gawker.TV, John Stamos shares raunchy tales with Chelsea Handler, the Kardashian sisters skirt around questions about their Kredit Kard Kontroversy, rookie reality judges, and Jimmy Kimmel tries to discover if Ben Affleck is a top or a bottom.

Perhaps you've heard about Bridalplasty, the E! reality show premiering later this month that pits 12 brides-to-be against each other in a competition in which the winner receives a boatload of plastic surgery. Cute, right? Here's the first official promo.

It seems that educational network E! has ordered a new show called Bridalplasty, in which "brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extensive surgical procedures." So they can look perfect for their weddings, get it? See you in hell, everyone.