After British Airways lost his dad's luggage earlier this week, passenger Hasan Syed didn't get mad — he got creative.

Did you know airplanes have automated messages that notify passengers when they are falling into the sea? A British Airways flight recently told passengers, "We're about to crash," prompting widespread panic. Then the flight attendants were like, "Psyche!"

British Airways wanted to illustrate their new boarding passes in an internal newsletter. But look who they chose as their "John Smith": Bin Laden, Osama. The company thinks it was the work of a disgruntled employee. Or terrorists. [Boingboing]

Every toilet on a British Airways flight from England to the Cayman Islands filled up. Passengers were told not to drink. Crashing into the sea is not the worst thing that can happen during a trans-Atlantic flight. Happy Sunday! [DailyMail]

Scary-hot attack doll and terrible person Naomi Campbell says the victims of her latest round of beatings are racists, though she can't or won't identify who supposedly uttered the slur that supposedly sent her into slap-and-throw-things-at-people mode. "British Airways rejected claims of racism on Saturday after supermodel Naomi Campbell, who pleaded guilty to assault in a foul-mouthed 'air rage' incident, said she was likened to a black 'Golliwog' doll during the flight. BA said it did not accept the accusation made by Campbell, who was convicted of assault on Friday and sentenced to 200 hours of unpaid community work, that someone on the flight called her a 'Golliwog supermodel.'"