The Daily Show last night took no time running down the list of even more transgressions brought to us from British Petroleum. Prepare for seething anger.
As White House spokespeople are constantly saying on television, Energy Secretary Steven Chu is a Nobel laureate. Now he's down in the Gulf working hard to fix the oil spill. But do the BP bullies respect his magical powers?
In light of recent failures by BP to stop their oil leak, perhaps it's time to get aggressive. In this archival footage, the Soviets used a nuke to stop a leaking gas well. We're so screwed.
The company responsible for the Gulf of Mexico oil spill wants you to know that they're working very hard to fix it. They've capped one leak! And now they're towing a concrete "dome" to the site to contain the spill.
Secessionist governor of Texas Rick Perry warned that it was too early to blame BP for the oil spill, because they give Texas lots of money and sometimes disasters happen that "are acts of God that cannot be prevented." [DMN]
