A female peacock that escaped from the Bronx Zoo last night has been recovered from a local parking garage. The fugitive peahen's freedom was so brief, she never even got a Twitter account. [NYDN]

Weatherman Jim Kosek, better known for his snowpocalypse freak-out of 2010, was speaking directly to the escaped menace from the Bronx Zoo, a cobra snake, when providing his weather report.