bunny-crimes
Herman Cain Executes Adorable Rabbit to Make a Point About the Economy
Emma Carmichael · 03/26/12 09:31AMApologies if you've just barely digested your breakfast, but the economy is dying, you unfeeling bastard, and a murdered bunny* is the only way to truly understand it.
Kidnapped Bunny Found in Bowl of Apple Jacks Cereal
Jessica Benjestorf · 03/19/12 03:15PMFamous Fashion Bunny Kidnapped by Cowboys
Maureen O'Connor · 03/16/12 12:32PMA Video Tribute to Til, the Earless Bunny Who Was Smushed to Death by a German Cameraman Yesterday
A.J. Daulerio · 03/15/12 05:45PMDead Earless Bunny Might Get Stuffed
Maureen O'Connor · 03/15/12 02:03PMRare Baby Bunny Killed by Cameraman at Moment of Fame
Maureen O'Connor · 03/14/12 05:06PM"The future looked so bright for tiny Til, a baby rabbit born without ears three weeks ago," Der Spiegel reports. For little Til was born in the east German town of Limbach-Oberfrohna, and Germans are a people known for their love of adorable mutants and pathetic baby animals. Like an earless, 8-year-old Lindsay Lohan from the family Leporidae, Til was destined for stardom.