How does one make a clip of Paula Deen crafting her infamous Krispie Kreme Burger even more terrifying than it already is? Apparently, by slowing it down and adding an eerie soundtrack. Seriously, guys, this is full-on creepy. Watch inside.

The number of immigrants entering the U.S. illegally dropped to 300,000 a year between March 2007 and 2009, down from 850,000 per year between 2000-2005. They took one look at the Pizza Burger and ran the other way.