Serial Butt Stabber Stabbed More Butts Hamilton Nolan · 08/11/11 09:19AM For months now, innocent shoppers in Virgina—the state that is, incidentally, "for lovers"—have been terrorized by a Serial Butt Stabber. Now, it appears that his reign of booty assault is even worse than previously suspected.
Serial Butt Stabber Terrorizing Virginia Max Read · 07/28/11 03:39PM As politicians debate the debt ceiling in Washington D.C., a far more insidious menace haunts neighboring Virginia: A serial butt stabber.