PAUL BOUTIN — Wireless Internet cafes are the most cost-effective office space ever, but you know you're mooching. A cup of coffee is good for thirty minutes at a table, but what if you're going to be there all day, maybe every day? After the jump, the unpublished rental rates.

The language is wilting. Time for a new batch of words.

How do you surf safely in a cybercafe? The New York Times may think the answer lies in secure Internet connections — and yes, you may want to lay some encryption down before you write your business memos at Ritual Roasters — but the real question San Franciscans are asking is, "Will I get stabbed?"