A finance slave chained to their desk last week was so distraught over the poor boy-in-the-balloon-that-wasn't they went to the Bloomberg help desk. Daily Intel's Chris Rovzar, who first posted it, says it's the email-forward of choice in financial circles.

Michael, listen to me. Don't do it. It's not worth it. Yes, you weren't invited to the TED conference. Yes, 17-year-old entrepreneur Jessica Mah, a 17-year-old best known for blogging about how she "sucks at running companies," is going to TED next year. But you still have so much to give us still. If not at TechCrunch, then another startup blog.

Back to My Mac only works sometimes. Time Machine won't restore individual mail messages. Rush Limbaugh's no newb — he owns six Macs, and these are known problems. Have a look and see if you can fix the bugs that made him send out a personal plea to Steve Jobs.