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Campbell's Has a New Product For Every God Damn Food Trend
Hamilton Nolan · 07/22/14 09:06AMCampbell's New Millennial Soups Embody Entire Millennial Generation in Soup Form
Hamilton Nolan · 11/14/12 03:19PMLet's get a few things straight right off the bat. Number ONE, the "Millennial" generation is the best generation, because they are currently the most fuckable-looking, and therefore their every whim and desire must be obsequiously catered to by the corporate forces seeking to exploit their "cool" factor for profit; Number TWO, all food must be recast in the image of whatever a corporation imagines the Millennial Image to be; and Number THREE, soup is great, mmmm, soup. We must have some Campbell's Millennial Soup.