We're starting to suspect that the New York Times is just trying to give the rest of its staff additional reasons to talk about Sewell Chan behind his back, because really, how much more do they need to be reminded that he's been anointed the golden child? Today the entire staff received a memo on "diversity training," informing them that Chan will be "participating in a conversation" with City Council Speaker Christine Quinn, in addition to several other panels that sound like something our high school headmaster came up with for our Days of Awareness. "Blue Eyes, Brown Eyes" was really the best they could come up with? What about the black eyes?