[Rihanna points to the miniature trailer park that her twister of a gown is going to destroy after speaking at the Glamour magazine Women of the Year Awards at Carnegie Hall last night. Image via Getty]

That's right, the guys who haul pianos and music stands at Carnegie Hall are raking in the big bucks. Just how much? It's more than you could even imagine.

Wall Streeters can expect to see annual bonuses jump 40 percent this year. But working for a bank requires you to wear a suit, sit behind a desk all day, and perform tasks that are often exceptionally boring. Why not become a stagehand at Carnegie Hall instead? You can show up in jeans, you'll get plenty of exercise, and while you won't make quite as much money, you'll sure come close!

[Videos are projected on the walls and ceiling of Carnegie Hall last night during the intermission for the YouTube Symphony Orchestra, which was put together solely though online auditions; image via Getty]

Wondering what Paula Zahn has been up to since she was dumped by CNN in 2007 and replaced with Campbell Brown? Well, there was her messy divorce from real estate developer Richard Cohen, but that isn't a subject Zahn has any interest in discussing. ("I don't want to talk about that. I want to talk about what I'm doing.") So what is she doing? Since departing CNN, Zahn has done a special for PBS and she'll be co-hosting Ch. 13's Sunday Arts beginning this Sunday, teaming up with Philippe de Montebello to take a weekly look at arts and culture. More importantly: She's headed to Carnegie Hall. The amateur cellist is scheduled to perform at the city's most prestigious musical venue on December 2nd, when she'll play alongside the Sejong Soloists. Okay, that's not as exciting as Anderson Cooper tinkling the ivories or Lou Dobbs on the harmonica. But it isn't every day that you get to see a cable news host dabble with an instrument other than the human voice. [NYDN]

It will be the most extraordinary collection of homosexuality to have ever been gathered in Carnegie Hall — with the possible exception of when Liberace rehearsed alone.