The Kardashian frenzy continues. ScarJo opens up about her naked pictures. Lindsay Lohan goes from morgue to graveyard. And Gwyneth Paltrow says more obnoxious things. Tuesday's gossip ate too much candy.

Calvin met his matches on The Fashion Show when some New Jersey and Orange County Housewives had gala gowns designed for them. After some problems though, Caroline had a little tiff with Calvin that resulted in a ridiculous tantrum.

Want the chance to to see the New Jersey Housewives sacrificing their honor for the high art of live theater? Now you can, as they take on Off-Broadway for a four night stint in My Big Gay Italian Wedding. Fabulous!

Remember that Real Housewives of New Jersey episode with the epic (read: trashy) weave-pulling/fight between Danielle and Ashley/everyone at the North Jersey Country Club? (Watch here.) Well, a tipster emailed us a letter from the club... they've all been banned!

Real Housewives of New Jersey got more immature and crazy than ever at Kim D's fashion show. With the exclusion of Danielle's daughter from the models, and Kim D. spending time with the Manzos, this episode perfectly resembles high school.

Last night on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked Real Housewives' Caroline Manzo and Atlanta's Kim Zolciak how they felt about Danielle Staub's "real close" performance with Lori Michaels. Both parties implied it was an offensive ploy for publicity.

Mel Gibson's girlfriend says he beat her. Kristen Stewart is conflicted about the whole "virginal" thing. Gary Coleman penis video: leaked. Justin Bieber's mom is not a Playboy model. Saturday's gossip roundup is showing off its curves.

On yesterday's Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Caroline "My Family's as Thick as Thieves" Manzo made it down to the hot seat. Instead of initiating game play, Meredith used her reporter skills to get the dirt on Danielle.

Bravo's reigning executive narcissist Andy Cohen started his own weekly talk show. The second episode airs tomorrow, and if it's anything like the first, it will make us vomit and then scoop up the vomit and give it a hug.