Here's the new hot 'n' sexy 36-year-old senator from West Virginia, Carte Goodwin, getting the ol' "swear-in and back slap" from Joe Biden. And immediately afterward, Goodwin broke a Republican filibuster over extending unemployment benefits! When can he be president?

West Virginia's governor will appoint this 36-year-old sexpot, Carte Goodwin, to temporarily fill the late Robert Byrd's Senate seat. Goodwin, over half-a-century younger than Byrd, is a local ruling class scion, hence the fancy rich-person name "Carte." [Photo: AP]