celebrity-deaths
Death, Divorce, and a Baldwin Will Save History's Boringest Oscars
Richard Lawson · 03/01/10 03:55PMWho Is Simon Monjack?
Foster Kamer · 12/20/09 08:00PMDebate Over What To Do With Christian Brando's Body Escalates Into Full-Out War of the Womens
mollyf · 01/30/08 04:54PMWith two armies of ladies fighting over Christian Brando's body, the debate over where to put the recently deceased son of Marlon to rest is now being fought on a very public stage. In order to help win the battle, both Anna Kashfi, Brando's mother, and his girlfriend Donna Geon have recruited others closely connected to the actor to support their wildly contradictory claims. Kashfi's posse (which also includes Brando's ex-wives Deborah Presley and Mary McKenna) thinks that Brando's body should be buried in Washington, because, well, we're not exactly sure (we think it's because he once lived there for awhile). But! Geon says Brando told her a different story, and she's pulled some half-siblings out of the woodwork to prove it.
Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls, It Tolls For Pooh
mark · 06/27/05 08:30AMRIP: Hunter S. Thompson, Godfather Of Gonzo
mark · 02/21/05 12:31PMYe fucking gods. Our first reaction when we sat down at the computer this morning and immediately discovered that Hunter S. Thompson killed himself last night was, "Holy shit." In fact, that was our second and third reaction as well. There's still some "holy shit" going around at Defamer HQ, but that will soon subside as sadness replaces it.
John Goodman Alive At Sundance
mark · 01/26/05 03:20PMJohnny Carson Dead
mark · 01/23/05 02:36PMDebunker: John Goodman, Not Dead Yet
mark · 01/20/05 07:37PMHello, internet surfers! If you've heard the rumor that John Goodman died today, or were sent a link to this story (or try this link), well, it's time to pull your commemorative plates of the 100th Roseanne episode off of eBay, because they aren't going to spike in value like you'd hoped. The story is clearly a hoax (not even the AP can mangle grammar or spelling like that), and if you look closely at the URL, the story doesn't live on the MyWay.com servers. Some jokesters decided to punk the kids at the Oh No They Didn't Livejournal, where dozens of moving tributes to the not-dead-yet Goodman were instantly erected.