All Americans are fat. Now TV is cashing in with shows like The Biggest Loser, Thintervention, and Celebrity Fit Club, because fat Americans only want to watch shows about people losing weight. It's like exercising without leaving the couch!

Last night's Celebrity Fit Club got real. Kevin Federline channeled his recent statements of remorse about his ex-wives and let it all loose on Shar while the cameras rolled. Among his mistakes, K-Fed stated "I've been really selfish."