To prove just how rich and famous and European she is, Kate Moss is currently on vacation in the south of France and jumped off a yacht—topless. Over there, it's nothing major, but in puritanical America this is horribly scandalous. Toplessness! In public! How dare you!

It's summer, and if you're not at the beach, you should be and if you're not fit enough to be seen in public in your swimsuit, here are a bunch of fit celebrities to make you feel even worse about yourself.

Just like Kanye West and Brett Favre, Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards' penis picture will now be shown to the world. Don't worry, it was taken way back when he was 22. The slightly NSFW image inside.

Sure, she got famous by releasing a sex tape, but it took these photos from the new issue of W to remind us there is nothing more beautiful in the world than Kim Kardashian's naked posterior. The NSFW pics inside.

Reality TV "star" Kendra Wilkinson is making tons of money off the release of her sex tape. So why is she talking about how it's the worst thing ever? It's just one of several approaches for smut-scandalized celebs.

Once it was confirmed that gay-marriage-hating former Miss California Carrie Prejean has eight sex tapes and 30 nude pictures, you'd think they'd inevitably leak online. Finally, a website says it's got the goods. Update: Porn-addled readers say it's not her.