celebutantes

Peaches Geldof Accused of Shoplifting

Maureen O'Connor · 03/15/11 12:56PM

Peaches Geldof—the oft-nude British celebutante who shall henceforth be known as Poor Man's Lohan—was questioned by police last night over the alleged theft of a dress from a Camden Town store called Three Amigos. Apparently there was a "misunderstanding" over a "skater-style" dress she had not paid for. This is the fifth "misunderstanding" Peaches has had about clothing she did not pay for in the last five years.

Peaches Geldof Live-Tweets 'Epic' Car Accident En Route to Disneyland

Maureen O'Connor · 12/17/09 05:23AM

Peaches' "IDGAF crew" (that's "I Don't Give a Fuck" to the uninitiated) were "speeding like I have never, ever witnessed" when they crashed their car. Just in case there is a lawsuit later, Peaches thoughtfully recorded their carelessness on Twitter.