Tree trimming is a dangerous job. You might fall. A large branch might land on your head. Or, you know, your chainsaw might become lodged two inches in your neck while you're twenty feet off the ground.

As Missouri-resident Lynn Marie Herzog found out Sunday, it's not the best idea to threaten children playing in your neighborhood with a chainsaw while wearing a ski mask.

Illinois weather reporter Drew Gardner was delivering a live report about storm-toppled trees when a tree surgeon trips and nearly slices his face off. As the jauntily coiffed Gardner explains on his YouTube page,