The Gloss made a list of "13 Most Embarrassing Things That Can Happen During Sex," ranging from "not being able to perform" to "saying 'I love you.'" Charming, but totally false. This list doesn't use the word "poop" even once.

In honor of Wikipedia's 10th anniversary, author Jonathan Lethem (Motherless Brooklyn) explains why he hates Wikipedia: "Death by pedantry," he calls it in an essay. And: "Go ahead, hordes, intricately mutilate the Lethem entry now." Alright, everyone: go wild!

Sylvester Stallone's Rambo, the writer/director's powerful documentary on a mysterious, monosyllabic American boatman's struggle to unseat the bloodthirsty military regime subjugating Myanmar, has struck such a chord within the country that its ruling junta is trying to stop the cinematic call-to-action from reaching Yangon's black-market DVD stalls, where it could incite widespread rebellion by those inspired by Stallone's rousing catchphrases:

All I heard this weekend was: