Congrats to the UConn Huskies, who trampled the Butler Bulldogs beneath their powerful paws to take their third NCAA Championship title. The final score was 53-41. Exchange monies accordingly. [SI.com]

Another day, another reason to be astounded by the good health and long life of New Yorkers—known to be the most fit and attractive Americans of all. How is the indefatigable cut of our jib wowing scientists now?