cheese
Ted Cruz’s Stance on Cheese and Cheeseheads Leaves A Lot to Be Desired
Hannah Gold · 04/04/16 07:35PMVladimir Putin Orders Tons of Cheese Crushed, Bacon Burned
Hudson Hongo · 08/06/15 08:30PMHow to Safely Consume American Cheese
Hamilton Nolan · 08/03/15 10:15AMCheez Is Healthy, For the Right Price
Hamilton Nolan · 03/24/15 08:53AMCheese Thieves Bilk Hungry Howies Out of $85K in Mozzarella
Aleksander Chan · 03/11/15 12:25PM"They Should Never Ban Cheese": Man Responds to Seattle-Area Cheese Ban
Dayna Evans · 01/16/15 01:00PMWinner of Cheese Competition "Doesn't Really Like Cheese"
Aleksander Chan · 05/26/14 11:17AMThere is a tradition in Gloucestershire, England where a bunch of men race down a steep hill chasing wheels of cheese. It's called "cheese-rolling." Oddly, especially given this country's longstanding obsession with slathering their food in cheeses, the cheese-roll has yet to become the stateside sensation it so clearly could be.
What Should Cheese Be Called Now?
Dayna Evans · 03/12/14 06:35PMClint Eastwood, 83, Saves Golf CEO's Life With Heimlich Maneuver
Ken Layne · 02/07/14 08:31PMClint Eastwood saved the life of the Pebble Beach Pro-Am golf tournament's CEO on Wednesday night, the Carmel Pine Cone reports today. "Clint came up behind me, and he knew exactly what to do," said CEO Steve John. "He did the Heimlich maneuver, and he lifted me right off the ground. He's strong! The cheese popped out, and I was fine."
Philadelphia Searching For Swiss Cheese Masturbator
Jordan Sargent · 01/11/14 03:05PMCord Jefferson · 12/24/13 01:53PM
Dude Enjoys a Huge Piece of Brie on the Subway
Hamilton Nolan · 10/11/13 01:56PMMan Charged With Attempting to Sell 42,000 Pounds of Stolen Muenster Cheese at New Jersey Rest Stop
Taylor Berman · 03/28/13 07:20PMJust months after after a crooked Canadian cop was busted for cheese smuggling, an Illinois man was arrested for allegedly stealing 21 tons of Muenster from a Wisconsin cheese company. The man, Veniamin Balika, 34, then did the reasonable thing and attempted to sell the 42,000 pounds of cheese at a rest stop off the New Jersey turnpike.
Crooked Canadian Cop Busted for Cheese Smuggling
Taylor Berman · 09/27/12 08:09PMA Canadian police officer and two others were arrested and charged with being part of a "major cheese-smuggling ring." Constable Scott Heron of the Niagara Regional Police and his two partners were charged with conspiracy, smuggling and other customs violations for allegedly transporting over $200,000 of cheese into Canada from the United States without paying any taxes.
CDC Recalls 4,800 Pounds of Deadly Ricotta Cheese
Taylor Berman · 09/12/12 06:48PMBad news, everyone: the CDC announced today it was recalling 800 wheels, or roughly 4,800 pounds, of ricotta salata cheese. The ricotta salata in question is tainted with listeria, which is a salmonella-like pathogen that will make you incredibly sick if you're old, pregnant, sick or a (figurative/literal) baby. I was going to say something like, "But who cares because Ricotta is obviously the lamest non-cottage cheese," but it turns out ricotta salata is not the boring mushy stuff in lasagna. It's instead a "salty, white cheese made from pasteurized sheep's milk," which sounds gross enough without the listeria. So far 14 people have gotten sick, with at least one confirmed death.
Record Drought Set to Ruin America's Pizza Consumption
Taylor Berman · 07/18/12 08:07PMAmerica Can't Get Enough Pepper Jack!
Hamilton Nolan · 03/05/12 10:47AMWatch out, American™ Cheez™—there is a new flavor of cheese "in town" that people are eating a lot of! That would be pepper jack—a fiesta of flavor in your mouth area due to the mixing of peppers inside of the cheez. It's not just hungry Americans shoving entire bricks of pepper jack into their drooling maws during their voracious Ambien-fueled sleepwalks—it's on Chik'n™ sandwiches too!